so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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