I got chris browned last night
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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