My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The air taste purple.
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