doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
