someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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