I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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