whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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