just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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