I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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