ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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