is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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