I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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