Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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