Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
there's paper in my vomit.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize