hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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