No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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