Nicole vs. Life
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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