i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
