Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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