So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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