no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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