i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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