I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
