He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
