I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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