im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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