I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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