I think I am morally bankrupt
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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