Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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