I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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