That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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