You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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