Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize