oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
