So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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