Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Randomize
