Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I touched a dick in church today
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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