So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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