R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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