Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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