i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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