false alarm. still invincible.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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