I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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