Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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