I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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