I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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