your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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