If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
why is half of my head shaved?
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