ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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