Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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