So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
love makes seman taste better
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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