I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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