Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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