Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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