we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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